It’s that time again! The weekly TRDC (The Red Dress Club) prompt post! This week we were asked to imagine we’ve just had a fight with a friend, a co-worker, husband, significant other, child. We’re mad and want revenge… Write a humorous listing for eBay or Craig’s List for something of theirs we would sell!
So here it is:
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Hope you enjoyed the post. Probably a little over the top but, hey, it happens, right?
As always, your comments and criticism is welcome and appreciated!
I love it! Perfection in matching the craigslist information (I ran out of words).
I love the description of the items and their damage.
Awesome.
Thanks, Kelly. I admit, I stole the format, but tried to change everything that said CL – no need to get arrested over a post, lol! I was kind of disappointed, I saw a link to CL ads after I finished the post… I did what I could! 🙂
LOL!! Love this!!!
LOL! Thank you!
*snort* “faint urine smell” I like how it does actually look like a real listing – and I can imagine the woman that posted this, reminds me of the Angela Bassette movie where she loaded all her man’s clothes into his sports car and set it on fire… (Waiting to Exhale)..anyway, Funny stuff. Thanks for the giggles.
It’s been a while, but I remember the movie, lol! Thank you for the comments! 🙂
Awesome post!!!
I love the detail!
Thanks, Leighann! Such a faithful commenter! Always great to see you! 🙂
I love the “faux” listing look! Very clever.
that is the icing on this cake, isn’t it? I love it!
Thank you, thank you very much!
Leopard skin pants! love it! thanks for the full visual.
I thought that was a nice touch! Thank you for commenting!
BRILLIANT! You should probably throw in those toothbrushes and sneakers that have been doused in ketchup, mustard, ranch dressing and dog feces. That will really get them selling!
I didn’t even think of the toothbrush! DOH! That would have been hilarious!
I love that you used an actual ad for your template. So funny.
I wanted to add a little pizazz… (and I’m a nerd… I admit it…) 🙂
I’d like to come over and have a look at those things in person before I make an offer. I hope your place is not a wreck when I get there.
The house should be easy to find, lol! I considered saying something about furniture, but decided against it… thanks for stopping by!
I loved the “look”. I had to do a double take at first.
As for the actual post…
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
LOL! Thanks for coming by, Mandy! Yeah, I’m sure someone is going to secretly check CL for this, lol! (It won’t be there…) 🙂
Shit yeah, dude. *Chest bump*
Back at you! I can’t wait to see what you did!
Oh I love this, love the leopard print pant pic reference. This is the perfect revenge posting and SO realistic-looking.
Thank you! Who doesn’t love leopard print, right?! 🙂
Came by from TRDC and I love this.. The pants, the clubs. the gay porn magazines bWHAHAHAHA
Thanks for stopping by! Glad we could link up. Thank you for taking the time to read it! 🙂
HA HA HA HA….breathe… HA HA HA
Oh my lord, I loved this. In particular the line (mostly gay) to the porn.
Nailed it.
LOL! I love it when people say ‘breathe’ that paints such a funny visual! Thank you for reading! I wanted him to get busted out for something big, not just cheating. The gay porn thing did it, I think! 🙂
Ooooh…I HATE it when I accidentally drop the XBOX two stories. Ouch.
LOL! I am so glad someone really caught that! Thanks Sue! 😀
LMAO. Very funny!
Thank you! I appreciate the comment!
Darn iiiiiitttttt…. I knew I should have had them include in my discharge papers from the hospital that I shouldn’t read your posts….. apparently someone CAN die laughing!!
Another great one 🙂
p.s. can you pick up some depends from the commissary today? I think I wet myself, sorry for the mess 😉
LOL! You crack me up, woman! Thanks, Babe! ;*
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!
THANKS THANKS THANKS THANKS!!!! 😉
Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn! Visiting from TRDC. I love that you actually used the CL format, and were so creative with your post. Great job!
Indeed it does not! 😉 Thank you Amy, and welcome! I hope you like the blog! Look forward to working my way around and commenting.
You had me at faint urine smell. That was wicked, and wickedly funny.
LMAO! The visual alone makes me laugh too! Hovering, cursing, and mumbling incoherently… good stuff! Thank you for stopping by!
Brilliant – love that the xbox was accidentally dropped 2 stories…Great stuff!
It had it coming… most of them do, lol! Thanks for commenting! 🙂
OMG. Hilarious.
Thank you! I appreciate the comment! Thanks for reading!
Brandon…I am honestly typing through tears from laughing so hard.
The description of the car was hysterical!
Then, just when I could breathe again, you mention glitter and I was gone.
Awesome job!
That puts a big smile on my face! Thank you for the compliment and comments! Great prompt! 😉
I love how the XBOX was “accidentally” dropped 2 stories! HA HA!
LOL! I liked that too! Thank you for commenting!
HEY YOU! It’s easy! We’ll get you details, I bet you would have fun!
Thank you for the comment! 😉
So, Tiger Woods moved to Pennsylvania?
Good stuff. Very funny.
DING DING DING! And there it is! I was waiting for a Tiger Woods reference, lol! *Johnny, tell her what she’s won!* Thanks for stopping in!
That poor car.
Sell it cheap, but don’t disrespect the car…
The rest of it?
Perfect!
LOL! Yeah, I’m fond of Mustangs myself… sometimes they gotta take a beating, lol! Glad you stopped by! 😉
Hey, are you selling Tiger’s things? 😉
LOL! No, but I did think about him when I wrote this… Funny… Thanks for stopping by!
I snickered through this entire thing! Really funny stuff, and I love how it looks like a real ad.
Thanks, Cheryl. Glad you were able to get a laugh out of it. Great prompt! 🙂
You NAILED it! I would absolutely expect to see this in the “best of” category on CL. Good job!
LOL! Thank you so much! I appreciate the comment!
Too funny . . . love the accidentally dropped xbox, the faint urine smell in the golf bag, loved it all
Thank you! I appreciate you stopping by!
This is fricking hilarious. Seriously. I hate to see what happens to the GUY when he gets home! eek!
LOL! Well the clubs will be sold by then, so he’s got that going for him! Thanks for stopping by! 🙂
Very funny! You already had me, but that photo at the end just really made this post hilarious!
Thanks, Karen! I appreciate the compliment!
Ha! I love that it looks like a real ad! I’m wondering what that “red paint” really is! 🙂 Great ad!
Thank you! I’m not sure what it really is, but from what I gather, it looks VERY similar to the car’s paint. 😉
Ha! I love the XBOX for parts and the glitter on the pants! Gotta say, sounds like he deserved it, but the poor car.
Yeah, I suppose he did… I feel bad for the car too, though, lol!
Well this is quite the shift from last week when you had me crying sad tears. loved the way the red paint kept being reintroduced.
Yeah, I like to switch things up, lol!
Thanks for stopping in!
Still gets me every time 🙂
Me too. Picturing this happening in my head is really the funniest part, though. 😉
This is still just as funny–maybe even slightly funnier- the second time around.
I’ll admit, I still kinda chuckle at it myself. 🙂
OUCH!
You did a terrific job Brandon. HILARIOUS!
Thanks, Martha. I had a lot of fun writing this. The format on the other hand was a pain in the butt. That’s what I get for trying to be an over achiever, I guess, lol! Thanks for reading!
I can only imagine what he did to deserve this! Hilarious Brandon! Loved it especially the golf clubs. My hubby cherishes his golf clubs , that had to hurt the poor guy. Assuming if he was real I mean.
LOL! Yeah, I went with cheating on this one. I think most folks would agree that a woman scorned would care little about his “favorite things” other than to cause them harm. 🙂
Thank you for stopping in. Glad you got a chuckle out of this.