Today was the sloppiest day ever. Joey and I were twinkling down the frog and saw a rockstar flogging an elevator. When we finally made it to Joey’s house, we saw the door was whipped. When we walked into the house, his mom was creating with a slip n’ slide! That’s when we saw an aardvark in the pool slapping with Abraham Lincoln. It was too much. Joey and I had to tickle!
Abe didn’t mind so much, but the aardvark wasn’t thrilled with the tickle-fest. Joey almost lost an eye, so we decided to hop the fence and get a Pabst Blue Ribbon slushy from the 8-12 around the corner. That’s when we met up with three of the neighborhood dwarfs; Slappy, Weepy, and Narcoleppy.
Those three were planning a ridiculous takeover of the city putt-putt course. We didn’t want to get busted by the boys in pink, so we decided to call it a mid-day and take our chances with the smoke shop dentist. That’s when we relaxed with a disgusting glass of goat’s milk and plan the rest of our old age.
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Random? Absolutely!
This was my response to the Story Dam “cool down” prompt exercise. It was based on the old Mad Lib format, if you couldn’t tell already. 🙂
See the original prompt right here.
This will be the last weekly prompt for the year, but we still have a few events before we cut out for the holidays. We will be back in full swing starting January 1st! I welcome you to come check us out.
More delicious gibberish. Love it! So much fun!!!
LOL! Yeah, I’m all about gibberish. 😉
Methinks Louis Carroll was on to something. 😉
LOL! I don’t know what “looking glass” you’re using. 🙂
I’m not quite sure which looking glass I’m using either, but there’s a great big Jabberwocky staring me in the face. 😉
Skeery. Jabberwocky = No Bueno.
That’s it?? But… but… I want to keep reading!! Make up more and tell me what happened next!
I’m with Donna! More please! 🙂
You’re funny!
LOL! I could probably get a little more ridiculous, but then you would all think I’d lost it. 😉
OMG I love this! I’m literally laughing out loud! I could really use a PBR Slushie myself!
I know, right?! Couldn’t we all? 😉
okay…so is this a hint that you want a slushy machine in your stocking? 😉
Uh… maybe… 😉
-snort- I’m cracking up. These Mad Lib ones are hilarious!
Oh, I know. They are cracking me up too. 🙂