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The sloppiest day ever

Published on April 26, 2020Filed Under: Original Short Fiction Tagged With: Humor

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Today was the sloppiest day ever. Joey and I were twinkling down the frog and saw a rockstar flogging an elevator. When we finally made it to Joey’s house, we saw the door was whipped. When we walked into the house, his mom was creating with a slip n’ slide! That’s when we saw an aardvark in the pool slapping with Abraham Lincoln. It was too much. Joey and I had to tickle!

Abe didn’t mind so much, but the aardvark wasn’t thrilled with the tickle-fest. Joey almost lost an eye, so we decided to hop the fence and get a Pabst Blue Ribbon slushy from the 8-12 around the corner. That’s when we met up with three of the neighborhood dwarfs; Slappy, Weepy, and Narcoleppy.

Those three were planning a ridiculous takeover of the city putt-putt course. We didn’t want to get busted by the boys in pink, so we decided to call it a mid-day and take our chances with the smoke shop dentist. That’s when we relaxed with a disgusting glass of goat’s milk and plan the rest of our old age.

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Random? Absolutely!

This was my response to the Story Dam “cool down” prompt exercise. It was based on the old Mad Lib format, if you couldn’t tell already. 🙂

See the original prompt right here.

This will be the last weekly prompt for the year, but we still have a few events before we cut out for the holidays. We will be back in full swing starting January 1st! I welcome you to come check us out.

Written by BrandonPDuncan. There are 16 Comments. Leave one too! I love to chat.

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  1. Martha Rodriguez says

    December 15, 2011 at 23:54

    More delicious gibberish. Love it! So much fun!!!

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    • brandon says

      December 16, 2011 at 07:21

      LOL! Yeah, I’m all about gibberish. 😉

      Reply
  2. The Drama Mama says

    December 16, 2011 at 01:27

    Methinks Louis Carroll was on to something. 😉

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    • brandon says

      December 16, 2011 at 07:23

      LOL! I don’t know what “looking glass” you’re using. 🙂

      Reply
      • The Drama Mama says

        December 16, 2011 at 08:39

        I’m not quite sure which looking glass I’m using either, but there’s a great big Jabberwocky staring me in the face. 😉

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        • brandon says

          December 16, 2011 at 19:18

          Skeery. Jabberwocky = No Bueno.

          Reply
  3. Donna Sturgeon says

    December 16, 2011 at 14:24

    That’s it?? But… but… I want to keep reading!! Make up more and tell me what happened next!

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    • lisa from insignificant at best says

      December 16, 2011 at 17:34

      I’m with Donna! More please! 🙂

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      • brandon says

        December 16, 2011 at 19:17

        You’re funny!

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    • brandon says

      December 16, 2011 at 19:17

      LOL! I could probably get a little more ridiculous, but then you would all think I’d lost it. 😉

      Reply
  4. lisa from insignificant at best says

    December 16, 2011 at 17:33

    OMG I love this! I’m literally laughing out loud! I could really use a PBR Slushie myself!

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    • brandon says

      December 16, 2011 at 19:18

      I know, right?! Couldn’t we all? 😉

      Reply
  5. Brandi says

    December 16, 2011 at 20:07

    okay…so is this a hint that you want a slushy machine in your stocking? 😉

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    • brandon says

      December 16, 2011 at 20:40

      Uh… maybe… 😉

      Reply
  6. Nick Rolynd says

    December 16, 2011 at 20:27

    -snort- I’m cracking up. These Mad Lib ones are hilarious!

    Reply
    • brandon says

      December 16, 2011 at 20:42

      Oh, I know. They are cracking me up too. 🙂

      Reply

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