Today was the sloppiest day ever. Joey and I were twinkling down the frog and saw a rockstar flogging an elevator. When we finally made it to Joey’s house, we saw the door was whipped. When we walked into the house, his mom was creating with a slip n’ slide! That’s when we saw an aardvark in the pool slapping with Abraham Lincoln. It was too much. Joey and I had to tickle!
Abe didn’t mind so much, but the aardvark wasn’t thrilled with the tickle-fest. Joey almost lost an eye, so we decided to hop the fence and get a Pabst Blue Ribbon slushy from the 8-12 around the corner. That’s when we met up with three of the neighborhood dwarfs; Slappy, Weepy, and Narcoleppy.
Those three were planning a ridiculous takeover of the city putt-putt course. We didn’t want to get busted by the boys in pink, so we decided to call it a mid-day and take our chances with the smoke shop dentist. That’s when we relaxed with a disgusting glass of goat’s milk and plan the rest of our old age.
This was my response to the Story Dam “cool down” prompt exercise. It was based on the old Mad Lib format, if you couldn’t tell already. 🙂
See the original prompt right here.
This will be the last weekly prompt for the year, but we still have a few events before we cut out for the holidays. We will be back in full swing starting January 1st! I welcome you to come check us out.